11) Post Christmas Blues; The Tale of Losing Weight, then Gaining Weight during Christmas, and then Trying to Lose the Weight again

This is the tale of my Christmas woes... When you're doing well on your weight loss journey... then Christmas happened, and there was food... so you eat... because you're happy... and you realize you have no self-control... and you have no time for your workout sessions because everyone's home and you want to spend time with them... and you talk a lot... and eat a lot because someone is always cooking something... and you gain back some of the weight you had lost... and you feel dejected... while realizing, you may be the oldest in the family, but act like the youngest... Oh.... Oh... then you ramble on about those old fairytales... 

I went from family love... to Christmas fun and weight gain... to ranting about fairytales... and why I'm no princess... and don't want to be a princess... Maybe my weirdness is due to an enchantment, spell, curse or something? Cause being me, sure ain't normal...

I was doing well on my weight loss journey. 

Lost about 8 to 10kg...

Which may not seem much, especially when compared to the amount I have left to lose, like at this rate, I would probably reach my ideal weight, when I'm 90? Or dead... whichever comes first... But it still gives me a sense of pride... Losing even that little weight. 

But then Christmas came... 

Everyone was home... We talked.... We sang...

Ok. Correction. My family and friends sang. 

I opened my mouth and closed it... and murmured words...  

Maybe even wiggled a shoulder... or two...

 

It was like soft singing... you know the kind of sound waves that only dogs can hear.

Probably why the cats and dogs around my neighborhood have been sending me death threats... 

and cease and desist notices.  

Fineeeee... I will cease my singing and dancing... 

Tough crowd of cats and dogs I have here in my neighborhood. 

The moment I start my singing, they're like, 

"Don't quit your day job ", 

"You make angels cry", 

"I'd rather choke on my hairball", 

"You make us want to bite our tails", 

blah blah blah.  

I get it. I get it. I suck at singing, you bunch of Simon Cowell wannabes.

So I didn't sing... even though I love Christmas carols...

Cause I'm the type of person who is willing to make sacrifices for the stray animals in her neighborhood... I'm understanding like that. 

10) Christmas Memories : The best kind of surprises

#ChristmasMemories With family, you get memories that can be treasured for life. This is a tale of a Christmas long, long ago and the pleasant surprise we received cause the best kind of surprises are ones that fill you with joy and leave you with everlasting memories.

So the family is all gathered for Christmas, but your youngest brother says he can only come home on Christmas day itself. At that time, almost 10 years ago, he was studying in college and couldn't come home earlier because he had classes the day before Christmas.

The best he could do is drive home on Christmas Eve night, reaching early Christmas morning.

In Malaysia, we don't get week-long holidays for Christmas. Schools are closed because it's their year-end break, and the new school year starts in January, but not colleges and universities. As a multi-racial country, we can't get long holidays for the many festivals of the various religions in our country. So it's just a one-day holiday for Christmas. 

It sucks and you feel sad because when one family member is not there, it's like the family is not complete... Like a part of you is missing... and it doesn't feel like Christmas till everyone is there. All members of your family. 

So we get ready for Christmas, while waiting for my brother to come on Christmas day... Missing him... 

Being the youngest, he's the baby of the family, the one my sis and I babysat and changed his diapers, which as good older sisters, we remind him all the time. The guy who goofs around and makes us laugh, but as the only son in the family, he's also the one we turn to when we need things done. So the loss is felt, when he's not around.   

But then three days before Christmas, you wake up at 3am to the sound of a car at your front gate... Your phone rings... and it's your brother! 

Who, found out that his professors had cancelled classes due to the holidays... so he decided to surprise us... drove all night, on a 1o-hour journey... all the way from the place he was studying... right after class... and be home for Christmas... three days before he said he could be... Surprise at its best!!!

Everyone woke up... excited... My parents... My sister... We probably woke up a few neighbors too with the noise we were making... 

Yeahhhh. Pretty sure our neighbors hate us. We're a noisy bunch. 

Then the words, “I've been driving the whole night, anything to eat, I'm so so hungry” came out of my brother's mouth. 

And my mom was like, “hold my beer”... 

Ok my mom doesn't drink but you get the picture. 

It's like my brother said the magic words that every mom (I think they do) want to hear, “whatcha cooking momma”... 

And when it comes to Indian moms, like mine for example, her son says "hungry" and she goes into full-on kitchen goddess, warrior princess mode, ready to whip up a delicious meal within seconds.   

So it didn't matter that it was 4am. 

We all sat down to a very early breakfast and a very long chat.

9) The Tale of Having a Meltdown over Tyler Hoechlin's Birthday Gift to his TV Wife

So it was Tyler Hoechlin's Superman & Lois co-star, Bitsie Tulloch's Birthday... He gave her a gift... I had a jealous meltdown...  

Beginning to realize, there's something wrong with me... Oh well... I've always been a little... unique? Is that the word? Or is it loony?

I am fully aware that this may be the most embarrassing post I've ever written.... The hope my family doesn't discover this blog kind of embarrassing... where I go on and on about my crush, Tyler Hoechlin...

I may have started small... like a trickle of words... then bricks got added... and now we may have The Wall... that only a White Walker dragon could bring down..

I do know that ramblings like these are embarrassing... because normal people don't just go around spewing love proclamations for a man and cheese all in the same blog post; it's tacky...

But that being said, am I going to make any changes to the blog and remove the embarrassing, cheesy prose?

Probably not... 

I like living life dangerously (or so I say... then I remember I'm the woman who runs screaming to her mom when she sees a bug... and no... not when I was a kid... this happened last week)...

 

So the man gives his brooding stare... and I stare it... engrossed...

What is it about Tyler Hoechlin's brooding look that leaves me in a puddle of melting ice-cream...   

For reasons I can't explain... this guy has been making me do things I don't normally do... 

Crazy things... Things like think of a man...

When food used to be the only thing on my mind... I would go to sleep dreaming of food...  

No creamy green eyes.... or sweet words... seduced me... 

No pickled pecs... salty abs... Or juicy smile kept me up all night, dreaming...

 

No man filled my thoughts... or made me sigh with longing...  

It was pizza that kept me up all night, filled with yearning...

P.S. Wow.. Almost a rhyme... My mom would have been proud... Nope.. I take that back.. Looking back at this post... Proud isn't exactly the adjective I would use to describe my mom's feelings if she ever read this blog...

Even if you're just a gif, I wished you didn't agree so happily with my mom's utter lack of pride in me, Tyler...

 

The only thing I used to want was food... never men...

Cakes... Pizza... Pies... Tacos.... 

Fun Fact : Just like a taco, I have fillings too.... of the fatty kind...

Wasn't that fact fun? You're welcome... 

I guess it wasn't a fun fact... 

I kinda feel the glaring look... perfected by Tyler Hoechlin is just right for when I go into my rambling...  can make people want to go into hibernation... prose...

I may need more of it as I continue to write this blog post.. 

Thanks, Tyler... 

And here I was, the type of person, who never liked any form of facial hair on men...

A clean-shaven guy is what I like to see...

I don't even like anything furry... I can't hold hamsters...  

A cat or dog brushes against me... and I need to bathe for seven years...

Till this fully bearded guy happened... 

And in other instances, I would be like "HAIR NO!" but for some crazy reason... I find all that beardyness sexy... 

He earns the distinction of being the only hairy guy I've ever liked...

Actually weirdest of all is me actually loving all that hair... the beard... the scruff... all that hair on his arm... even his hairy knuckles...

I hope to someday have an explanation for my fascination of all things Hoechlin... which hopefully leads to a cessation of the said fascination... 

The guy with the 'so-born-to-play-a-werewolf hairy, even his fingers are hairy', hands... 

I mean I assume that's how a werewolf's hand would be... long and hairy.... and so lovely... 

And yes I realize, attempting to make it rhyme does not make the above sentence less nauseating... 

Tyler agrees... Hence, let us shift our focus away from those hairy hands... and direct our attention to his chest, biceps and slender waist... 

That culminates in envy towards those lucky... 

say it with me... LUCKY  women of his, who have had the chance to fall into those arms... rest their heads on his chest... and hold onto his biceps...

A cuddle made in dreams.... 

I reiterate... and in caps... LUCKY...

Editor: Just a reminder that you are not a teenage novelist writing a teen novel… please act your age!

Me: I guess Sweet Valley High will be proud.

Editor: Nope…

 

Ughhh! I hate this! You’re so annoying, Editor!

 

I remember once, one of the Superman and Lois cast member shared a photo and only his arm was visible... but most of the fandom could recognize that it was him with just that arm... 

Nobody had to tag him in that photo... We just knew... Just like that... That arm belongs to Tyler Hoechlin.... 

The cap probably helped too... 

Poor guy uses the cap to hide his face when he wants to have a good time without fans finding out he's in a particular place... but not realizing that the cap is a dead giveaway... 

 

We know, Tyler! We know...

It's also how we figure out it's you... 

 

What I admire about Tyler Hoechlin's fans is that they can find him in the background of random videos posted by others even when he's not tagged... 

They can recognize him when he's at a distance or partially seen...

While I can't even find myself in my old school group photos... I see a sea of faces in the same blue uniform... that all Malaysian students wear... and can't recognize my own face...

Actually it's not only Tyler's arm that we recognize... 

It's also his voice... his laughter... his peace sign... 

No matter how much he tries to hide in the background of the video... out of the frame of the camera... we hear the sultry sound of his voice... yes sultry is the word I'm going with... and we immediately know it's him... 

The power of the "Hoech" effect... 

Yeah I don't know what this means, but I have seen it used a lot by his fans...  

So I've decided to hop on the "Hoech" bandwagon and use the word too... 

Hopefully this will finally make me a full-fledged member of his Phi Beta Gamma Cuppa Mai Tai Club...

Cause seriously... who doesn't like a cocktail now and then...

 

If you're wondering why I sound like a whining mess... trust me, it's only gonna get worse... 

Which isn't exactly what one is supposed to write when starting a blog post... like not a good recommendation to get people to continue reading the said blog post... 

But I'm all about honesty and transparency... 

Also I gave up on shame a long time ago... Cause C'est la vie... That's life... 

Brilliant I am, I know! Merci beaucoup...

And yes... I'm just trying to show off with a little French parlé... because the man pictured above loves all things French... 

But then maybe my smart gene was on sick leave because I thought it was spelt ses la vie.. or say la v... seras vie... and had to Google the correct spelling... 

But hey at least I got the pronunciation correct... 

Oh wait... 

Ok I checked... Google said pronunciation correct... Thank you Google... 

So anyway the photo shared by the cast... (as seen above)

When it hit me that I was staring at that arm... utterly captivated... was when I realized I probably need help at this point... 

Like I could write sonnets to those arms... especially when it comes with those things called the biceps... I seriously could...

I mean... IF I could... I can't... 

But IF I could... I would... I would if I could...  

Yes, I would... I surely would..

Don't be embarrassed, Tyler...

Also I realize it would probably be embarrassing... if I find out that his fans were wrong... and that isn’t actually him in that photo...

Anyway, for the sake of argument... let’s just assume those are his arms... because I could definitely "shake" the "peare" out of those arms....  

Thou thinkest only thou canst write sonnets, O' Shakespeare, peer of the sonnet realm... I canst too... 

See yonder my prose... Lackluster, they are not....  

Man this is exhausting...

Fun Fact : Did you know the word, lackluster was invented by Shakespeare... He used it in one of his plays... He also invented words like bandit, critic, dauntless, dwindle and many others... 

Man who knew... The things you learn reading my blog...

Sorry... I was trying to get my Tennyson on, Tyler.... Or I should say my Tylerson on... 

But since my poetry skills (unlike my mother's, who's a wonderful poet), remain at pens, “I got a pen. My pen is blue. I'm crushing on you. Wanna be my boo?”.... 

I think I'll refrain.... 

Wouldn't want Emily Dickinson paying me a visit tonight... to admonish me for my lackluster... normal people would say horrible... poetry attempts.... and becoming the "thing" that perches on my bed's headboard.... 

I'd much rather have hope perching in my soul.

Sorry, Bitsie... Just trying to sound smart... and be smart... like you...

Apparently not working... Moving on... 

Man, when you write a post like a teenager hankering after the star quarterback.... 

Which comes from all the teen shows Netflix keeps suggesting to me... 

Look, my teenage cousin stayed over and maybe we did watch a lot of teen shows during her stay... But it was only that one time... Only when she was around... 

Stop judging me, Netflix!

Although maturity wise, I'm probably at “teen” level... No offense, teens... So maybe Neflix may have valid justifications for their reasoning... 

Also... Maybe I do enjoy watching these shows... They are so interesting... 

Your only worry is whether the hot guy in school likes you... There are no bosses... bills... or car servicing and how much it's gonna cost this time... to worry you... Life is also way more fun as a teen... 

Anyway... Back to Tyler Hoechlin...  

And his fans... Whom I'm indebted to... for the gifs and photos of him that they share so generously... 

His laugh does wonders for my soul.... and when I'm having a bad day, I can safely say, “I was blessed with cuteness this morning”...

Ok actually mostly I say this when my colleagues and friends send cute photos of their kids.... but it can also be used for Tyler...

 

Yeah... you...

 

So Tyler Hoechlin and his magnificent appendage... His arm... in that photo shared by the cast member, above...

Just to be clear... It's not that I wanted to stare at his arm... 

I did it mostly for research purposes... Like what kind of workout does it take to get those arms... how many reps... how heavy his weights... 

See research... Purely academic purposes... 

Very Professor McGonagall… Prim and proper.... No sleaziness at all... 

I'm like a nun, yo, very respectable.... even if I think Tyler is da bomb! (this is how they talk on those teen shows)...

Wait, Tyler... Don't go... I'm just getting started... 

Trust me, it's going to get even more embarrassing from here on out... 

And I say this with no shame whatsoever... 

I'm like, why feel shame.... be proud of being an embarrassing mess...

 

I guess Tyler accepts his fate and my shameless ways... 

Or I should say, his gif is...

  

Let me begin my sordid tale...  

P.S. I just realized I wrote a bunch of annoying, rambling, vomit-inducing drivel about Tyler and his limbs before getting to my actual post... I may need professional help... Sorry, Tyler...

 

It looks like Tyler is bracing for the worst, doesn't it?

So recently, Bitsie Tulloch, Tyler Hoechlin's co-star in the Superman & Lois series, shared in her IG story that Tyler got her a gift for her Birthday...

 

He baked her a bread! 

How sexy is that... 

Nothing says "sexy" than a man who cooks and bakes... 

And when I say sexy, I'm usually referring to the food..

 

     

 

 

 

 

Most fans : 

awwwwww 

Tyler Hoechlin baked @BitsieTulloch a bread for her Birthday. 

He's so sweet!

He's gorgeous and he bakes too...  

He's so perfect... Sighhhhh... 

 

 

My reaction :

Whattttt????

I'm honest.

And also a jealous 5-year-old. 

Ok Ok... Just kidding.... You don't have to glare at me, Tyler... 

I already feel like a naughty little girl... 

Should I go stand in the corner?

 

Editor: Sorry for the irritating babble of this blogger... She has sleep deprivation syndrome.

Yes... An illness I totally made up... I also made up the editor... I'm cool like that...

 

Thank you Tyler... I mean I hope those were words of sympathy from you...

and not words asking me to go find a rock, crawl under it and never come out...  

 

Making things worse is the fact that he got her a board game, which to me is like the perfect gift... as I'm a board game nut... 

Although most people would say I'm a bit of a nut in most aspects of my life... so nutty... I should be named Hazelnut...

I usually just ignore them...